Hiatus mode.

I will be in hiatus mode. In Bangkok now.

Take care guys!

Zaman sekarang orang suka cari musuh dari cari kawan.

Kamu setuju?

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Hardwork is never appriciated.

Ha ha ha. 

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Begin forwarded message:

When a lady is pregnant, all of her friends touch the stomach and say "congratz".  But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Or at the least,console him,"Accident do happen"after pleasure. Moral of the story: "hard work is never appreciated"

Singh.

> > > One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came > > > and asked him, " Are you relax-ing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta > > > Singh". Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh > > > answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the > > > same question again. > > > Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While > > > walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him > > > and asked, "Are you Relaxing? The other Singh was a lot more educated > > > and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." > > > The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot-fool. Everyone > > > is looking for you and your are sitting over  absolutely doing nothing!" > > > > > > **************************** > > > > > > A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint > > > Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in > > > education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective > > > heavenly soul, he must answer two questions: > > > > > > 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". > > > 2. How many seconds are in a year? > > > > > > The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days > > > of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are > > > 12 seconds in a year. > > > > > > Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even > > > though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds > > > in a year?" > > > > > > The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March > > > 2nd,etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another question or word. > > > > > > ********************************* > > > > > > Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low > > > all around his living room. Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?" > > > Santa : "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that > > > there are hidden cameras here?" Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly > > > what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are > > > watching CNN'. How does he know that?" > > > > > > ********************************** > > > > > > Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started > > > thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; > > > what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him > > > for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, > > > otherwise I would have been missing too." > > > > > > ********************************** > > > > > > Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final > > > examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the > > > question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration > > > takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then > > > removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks > > > and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and > > > asks what is going on. Sir, I am only following the instructions in d papers"! > > > It says here "Answer the following questions in brief". > > > > > > ************************************* > > > > > > Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like > > > hell. > > > So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" > > > The first one said, "I came here for blood test" > > > Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid " > > > First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my > > > finger" > > > Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was > > > astonished and asked the other, Why are you crying?" > > > The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." > > > > > > ************************************** > > > > > > A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to > > > wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. > > > The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you > > > doing?" > > > To this the man replies," Manager, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ". > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Sent from iPhone.

Segantang Garam, Sungai Petani

It has been a while since I fish on a chalet. If you read on my previous post here, I wrote about another chalet before that I went for many times either with my friends or family.

So, this one is new. The one that my colleagues found in the internet and also through friends.

I went there with my colleagues and altogether were 17 peoples (14th and 15th May 2011).

So here are the pictures:

Ok, now… here are the comments.

1. The surau was in our chalet which means any chalet nearby owned by the same owner could come to our chalet for praying. This is not good because we need privacy. We paid for the big chalet and people came in? Instead of privacy, it makes the chalet insecure as we brought many things including some valuable items.

2. People from outside who did not rent the chalet there could come in and without feeling guilty could fish at our chalet. We did not feel secure at all.

3. We didn’t get any fish. The owner kept telling me you could get so many type of fish here and there but we couldn’t even get any small one either! We kept getting starfish, instead.

4. Other people who rent at the smaller chalet nearby could come into our kitchen and cook their catch. This is ridiculous even more.

As conclusion, I won’t go to this chalet anymore and I guess I will stick to the previous one.

Human being is like a car.

My thigh is in pain. Muscle ache. 

I went to Poliklinik Penawar and explained to the doctor (a replacement doctor) about the pain which has caused me hard to walk. Very painful. She didn't give much advise and surprisingly I didn't get medical certificate which will allow me to rest at home. 

Very weird. 

Then, I went to other clinic for checking and advise. Yes, of course for the medical certificate too. 

He examined my thigh and knowing that it's really painful. Oh yea, the previous one didn't even touch my leg!

I asked him "Doc, I have to play badminton next week (selection for a tournament) and actually I have training today. Is there any way to recover fast from this pain?"

He replied with a smile "Human being is like a car. If you drive a bad condition car, you can't drive as fast 200km/h or else you might get involve in accident". 

He continued "You can choose either your leg or badminton". 

I got Pontalon and Allumag from earlier one. I got Paracil, Beafemic and yellow pills for the muscle from the latter one. 

I will write a complaint letter anyway to the earlier clinic so the main doctor can understand and also I will a letter to my company headquater. 

:-)

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A Hooker's Tax Return

Got this via email ;-)

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.    The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a whore. 'The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.''No, that is still too crude. Try again.' They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'   'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.' . __,_._,___

Story of an Eraser and Pencil

Pencil: I'm sorry.... Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser:  That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad. This is for all parents out there..... Always love your parents like there's no tomorrow because they can't be with us forever...

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Obama doesn’t want it

 

Haha. Read this in Men From The Boys by Tony Parsons.

How true?

How true is the death when you do not know the existence is true?

But, I’m glad that they have retreated. Less innocent people will be sacrificed.

What we can do now is to pray that there is no WAR in the future.

No C4 will be used in the future.

No greed for OIL.

GOD BLESS!

Move on.

3.26am.

After talking at dining table eating bihun sup with family, I kept thinking about something related to the conversation.

Now, in my bed holding my iPhone; I want to write something that ran in my mind when I was at the dining table.

Yes, as you can see as the post title: Move on.

I got some friends who have problem to move on. In fact, I faced this problem too before. Whether you like it or not, you must do it when the time comes.

What I'm talking about is of course about relationship.

Most people keep grudge against the one they used to love or maybe still loving. That is the root of problem.

When they have grudge, they are tend to take revenge against the one they love or worse to the new lover too.

Why?

If you love someone, you should not have grudge against him/her. You should feel happy for him/her as he/she found the happiness.

You should believe in fate that it's written that way and there must be a reason why God has decided that way. Think positive.

Move on.

Yes, that's the key word.

Open your heart to accept someone new and for sure you will find some who truly love you.

Be friend if it gives no harm and don't be his/her enemy if friendship is not a good idea.

Love is in the air. So, be a good human being and have some faith. Do remember: What you do, you will get it back in return.

Peace!

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Happy Labour Day

Happy Labour Day to all of you workers! :-)

It’s cool to know that we are appreciated by our country even though some of us are unlucky enough to be appreciated by our own boss.

So, rest as much as you want today (oh yeah, tomorrow too…) and do not think about your problem at work.

Sambal tumis udang petai

I have been craving this for so long! Thanks mum :-)

On The Floor

Let’s dance!

Friendship.

I have learned many things regarding friendship. I’d like to share some scenarios with you and yes, it is still about friendship.

 

Scenario A

The person who I think my best friend but then always busy with work and lover. Call me when needed and meet me when the lover is not around. I mean, most of the time. It was not like this before. Time can change everything. Now, I believe.

 

Scenario B

The person who I knew since I was in college and always feel insecure. Insecure about someday I will be kidnapped by other friends and abandon him/her. Took wrong option by badmouthing about what I’m doing and my relationship with another friend which force me to make a decision –- stay away.

 

Scenario C

The person who I knew pretty long time but he/she is emotional imbalance. Used to be worse but getting better. Feels insecure about friends around will get new friend and he/she will lose them. Make small problems bigger and explode (throw tantrum) to everybody.

 

Scenario D

The person who looks strict and serious which make me think he/she is firm. But I am wrong. He/she is emotional imbalance and could react without rational. Too bad friendship for him/her is like an airport you just come and go with emotion.

 

Scenario E

The person who is lack of confidence. Always create stories about relationship. Dream about things that hardly can be achieved. I know, if you want to dream, dream big. But please do not be too impossible.

 

Scenario F

The person always take advantage on me. Gives me empty promises and selfish. You got me once but not twice.

 

Scenario G

The person is very understanding and easy going. Always happy and do tolerate most of the time. Not selfish and very helpful. I guess this is the one everyone is seeking?  All the best.

 

… and the list goes on.

 

What do you think about friendship? Share with me your opinion.

Dot Red card

Red Box card. You should have one. RM50 for whole life. You get 3 free entrance. You get these vouchers. So worth it :) oh yea. This dot red can earn points and can redeem with wonderful items.

Don’t cry Joni

Di sebalik kematian Saiful Syazani

Kematian adik Saiful Syazani Saiful Sopfidee telah menggemparkan Negara. Pembawaan carita oleh media telah mengejutkan semua pihak termasuk saya yang menjadi mangsa kepada penceritaan media berkenaan isu tersebut. Peristiwa berlaku apabila seorang guru agama sebuah sekolah dikatakan telah mendera seorang pelajar berusia 7 tahun hingga menyebabkan kematian pelajar tersebut.(gambar sekolah Al-furqan, tempat kejadian )

Boleh kita baca bagaimana 'jahat'nya guru tersebut dengan pendedahan media seperti,

"Selepas memukul kepala, suspek dikatakan `naik hantu' dan menggoncang badan mangsa serta menolaknya dengan kuat ke dinding yang dipercayai punca utama murid itu mengalami pendarahan dalam kepala dan komplikasi jantung" – harian metro- (boleh baca lanjut dengan tajuk, cikgu ambil nyawa )

"Saiful Syazani meninggal dunia selepas tiga hari dilaporkan koma, akibat dibelasah guru yang juga seorang warden di sekolah agama persendirian selepas disyaki mencuri RM7 di asrama sekolah. Dalam kejadian Khamis lalu itu, mangsa diikat kedua-dua tangan pada tingkap dan dibelasah bertalu-talu sebelum dihempas ke dinding hingga menyebabkannya mengalami pendarahan organ dalaman" – JPM Malaysia -

Setelah kita mengikuti kes tersebut melalui media yagn membuat liputan, maka kita telah menghukum dengan rasminya bahawa sungguh jijik dan jahat perbuatan guru tersebut.

Namun disana, saya masih curiga akan kisah yang berlaku. Dengan izin dan kesempatan yang diberikan Allah, telah menggerakkan hati saya dan pimpinan GAMIS ( Akram dan Nazry ) melawat tempat kejadian dan rumah arwah di Jejawi, Perlis. Kami kesana atas kerja rasmi GAMIS dan berkesempatan menziarahi rumah arwah.

CERITA SEBENAR

Setibanya kami di sekolah berkenaan, ustaz waqar ( sahabat baik kepada guru agama yang dituduh 'membunuh')menyambut kami dengan mesra dan penuh ukhwah. Kami terus dibawa kerumah ayah angkat arwah terletak lebih kurang 6km dari sekolah berkenaan. Sepanjang perjalanan, ustaz waqar telah mencerikan kisah sebanar kejadian.

" adik saiful(arwah) merupakan seorang yang mesra dengan orang. Dia agak aktif disekolah dan pernah menjadi Johan pertandingan azan PASTI peringkat negeri Perlis(gambar hadiah yang dimenangi). Setelah masuk ke darjah 1, dia tinggal diasrama. Namun timbul beberapa kes disiplin sepanjang adik ni tinggal diasrama hinggalah pada kemuncaknya dia didapati mencuri wang rakannya berjumlah RM7. Maka dia telah dipanggil oleh ustaz (yang dituduh) yang merupakan warden asrama ke bilik warden. Ustaz telah bertanya kepada adik saiful tentang kecurian wang rakannya, dan dia mengaku berbuat demikian. Semasa pertanyaan diajukan, ustaz berkenaan telah mengikat kedua-dua tangan adik saiful dibahagian hadapan, bukan belakang. Namun sepanjang berada dibilik warden tersebut, TIDAK ADA penderaan fizikal yang berlaku sebagimana yang dilaporkan.

Sebaliknya ikatan tangan tersebut dibuka setelah ustaz berkenaan ingin keluar dan mengurung adik saiful dalam bilik berkenaan. Setelah 2 jam ditinggalkan, seorang lagi warden, ustaz y telah membuka bilik berkenaan dan mendapati adik saiful terbaring diatas toto sambil menggigil. Mulanya ustaz y mengesyaki adik saiful terkena sawan dan kacing gigi, namun beliau sendiri tidak pasti akan penyakit yang menyerang. Lantas ustaz Y terus membawa adik saiful ke hospital Kangar, namun pihak hospital tidak dapat menerima pesakit kerana banjir melanda Bandar Kangarpada masa itu. Seterusnya adik saiful dibawa ke Hospital Sultanah Bahiyah Alor Star dan terus dimasukkan ke wad ICU.

Pada malam kejadian itu juga ustaz h telah menemui ayah angkat adik saiful dan memohon maaf atas kesilapan dia mengurung arwah selama 2 jam. Sebelum ustaz h pergi kehospotal, dia terkejut dengan berita bahawa adik saiful dimasukkan ke icu, lantas dia terus menunaikan solat hajat".

Selang 3 hari dari hari kejadiaan, adik Saiful dipanggil oleh Allah untuk mengadapnya pada jam 8pagi hari ahad."

Begitulah cerita sebenar kejadian kematian adik saiful yang telah diceritakan oleh rakan baik ustaz h. Kami terus pening kerana banyak percanggahan maklumat yang dibaca melalui media sebelum daripada itu. Kami terus sampai kerumah Abang Zamri(ayah angkat adik saiful). Ketibaan kami disambut mesra oleh abang zamri yang kelihatan pasrah dan redha akan ketentuanNya. Adik saiful tinggal bersama keluarga Abang Zamri sejak umur 2 tahun setengah, setelah bapa adik saiful tidak mahu membelanya setelah kematian ibu adik saiful. " dia seorang yang berani dan tak takut apa yang orang kata. Dia memang keras dan keberanian dia tak padan dengan umur dia" cerita abang zamri.

Setelah setengah jam berbual dengan abang zamri, kami pun memohon izin untuk pulang. GAMIS sempat menyampaikan sedikit bantuan kepada abang zamri atas musibah yang menimpa. Kami doakan agar abang zamri dan keluarga tabah dan sabar menempuh ujian yang mendatang. ( gambar Abang Zamri, senyum tanda terima kasih )

Semasa perjalan pulang, ustaz waqar sempat menyambung ceritanya tadi. Beliau turut mengaitkan kes ini telah menjadi suatu isu politik kepartian kerana sekolah berkenaan adalah dibawah parti PAS. Maka sebab itu, pelbagai cerita pelik yang timbul. Saya rasakan apa yang diceritakan oleh ustaz w adalah benar setelah melihat laporanforensik yang diberitakan bahawa punca kematian adik saiful adalah kerana kekurangan oksigen dan pendarahan dalam otak. Maka pelbagai kemungkinan boleh berlaku, namun nyata sekali tidak ada kesan LEBAM akibat pukulan yang berlaku sebagimana yang dilaporkan oleh media. Lihat laporan ini, meniggal akibat kekurangan oksigen.

Kami juga dibawa melihat bilik warden yang dikatakan tempat adik saiful dikurung oleh warden berkenaan. Bilik tersebut bukan hanya pejabat, bahkan tempat tidur ustaz berkenaan. Banyak lagi persoalan yang timbul disebalik kejadian berkenaan, namun Allah sahaja yang mengetahui kebenarannya.

Apa yang sangat menyedihkan ialah apabila masyarakat telah 'menghukum mati' peribadi ustaz berkenaan yang hanya dituduh dan ditohmah oleh media yang sanga berat sebelah. Yang lebih teruk lagi bila politikus menjadikan isu ini sebagai senjata politik hingga mendesak sekolah agama berkenaan ditutup.

GAMIS bukan membela tindakan ustaz bekenaan, namun apa yang kami harapkan ialah keadilan mesti diberikan kepada mereka yang terlibat. Media jangan cepat mnghukum hingga masyarakat pada hari ini memberi tanggapan yang sangat negatif kepada sekolah agama rakyat. GAMIS juga mendesak agar jangan libatkan politik yang melampau dalam kes ini hinggalah mahkamah yang menentukan siapa yang bersalah dalam kes berkenaan. Kita doakan agar keadialan diberikan kepada mereka yang berhak, dan pembalasan yang sepatutunya kepada yang zalim.

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Restoran Sri Idaman

I ate at Restoran Sri Idaman for dinner just now :)

As usual, we seek for lala (clamp) for our favourite dish – black pepper. Too bad (since last week), they had no lala tonight :( I think they have the best lala in Penang!

How I miss this :(

So, we still order the dish that we usually eat:

It’s Belitung or some people call it Siput Sedut. Here, we never try other style of cooking instead of masak lemak cili api. You should try this!

The Pari Asam Pedas was good. I thought they cook it in Malacca style but I was wrong. It was Penang style but delicious of course :) My first try.

Here is the map if anyone interested to try.

Maybe I will be a flogger again this year :)

I will see the response. If it’s good. Then I will keep writing about food.

International Business

Today is my first paper for final exam -- International Business. It was hard. To be honest, I didn't do enough preparation :(

Hope I can pass :(

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