Take care guys!
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Hardwork is never appriciated.
Sent from iPhone
Begin forwarded message:
When a lady is pregnant, all of her friends touch the stomach and say "congratz".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Or at the least,console him,"Accident do happen"after pleasure.
Moral of the story: "hard work is never appreciated"
Singh.
> > > One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came
> > > and asked him, " Are you relax-ing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta
> > > Singh". Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh
> > > answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the
> > > same question again.
> > > Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While
> > > walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him
> > > and asked, "Are you Relaxing? The other Singh was a lot more educated
> > > and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
> > > The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot-fool. Everyone
> > > is looking for you and your are sitting over absolutely doing nothing!"
> > >
> > > ****************************
> > >
> > > A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint
> > > Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
> > > education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
> > > heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:
> > >
> > > 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
> > > 2. How many seconds are in a year?
> > >
> > > The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days
> > > of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are
> > > 12 seconds in a year.
> > >
> > > Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even
> > > though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds
> > > in a year?"
> > >
> > > The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
> > > 2nd,etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another question or word.
> > >
> > > *********************************
> > >
> > > Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low
> > > all around his living room. Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
> > > Santa : "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that
> > > there are hidden cameras here?" Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly
> > > what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are
> > > watching CNN'. How does he know that?"
> > >
> > > **********************************
> > >
> > > Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started
> > > thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing;
> > > what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him
> > > for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
> > > otherwise I would have been missing too."
> > >
> > > **********************************
> > >
> > > Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
> > > examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the
> > > question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
> > > takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then
> > > removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks
> > > and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and
> > > asks what is going on. Sir, I am only following the instructions in d papers"!
> > > It says here "Answer the following questions in brief".
> > >
> > > *************************************
> > >
> > > Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
> > > hell.
> > > So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
> > > The first one said, "I came here for blood test"
> > > Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid "
> > > First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my
> > > finger"
> > > Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was
> > > astonished and asked the other, Why are you crying?"
> > > The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
> > >
> > > **************************************
> > >
> > > A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to
> > > wash hands but starts washing the basin instead.
> > > The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you
> > > doing?"
> > > To this the man replies," Manager, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ".
> >
>
> _________________________________________________________________
>
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Monday, May 16, 2011
Segantang Garam, Sungai Petani
Friday, May 13, 2011
Human being is like a car.
I went to Poliklinik Penawar and explained to the doctor (a replacement doctor) about the pain which has caused me hard to walk. Very painful. She didn't give much advise and surprisingly I didn't get medical certificate which will allow me to rest at home.
Very weird.
Then, I went to other clinic for checking and advise. Yes, of course for the medical certificate too.
He examined my thigh and knowing that it's really painful. Oh yea, the previous one didn't even touch my leg!
I asked him "Doc, I have to play badminton next week (selection for a tournament) and actually I have training today. Is there any way to recover fast from this pain?"
He replied with a smile "Human being is like a car. If you drive a bad condition car, you can't drive as fast 200km/h or else you might get involve in accident".
He continued "You can choose either your leg or badminton".
I got Pontalon and Allumag from earlier one. I got Paracil, Beafemic and yellow pills for the muscle from the latter one.
I will write a complaint letter anyway to the earlier clinic so the main doctor can understand and also I will a letter to my company headquater.
:-)
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
A Hooker's Tax Return
'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.'
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Thursday, May 05, 2011
Story of an Eraser and Pencil
Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil:
I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me.
Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it.
But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself.
You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind.
You see, I was made to do this.
I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong.
Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one,
I'm actually happy with my job.
So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)
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I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational.
Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil.
They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.
Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on).
Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.
This is for all parents out there.....
Always love your parents like there's no tomorrow because they can't be with us forever...
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Monday, May 02, 2011
How true?
How true is the death when you do not know the existence is true?
But, I’m glad that they have retreated. Less innocent people will be sacrificed.
What we can do now is to pray that there is no WAR in the future.
No C4 will be used in the future.
No greed for OIL.
GOD BLESS!
Move on.
After talking at dining table eating bihun sup with family, I kept thinking about something related to the conversation.
Now, in my bed holding my iPhone; I want to write something that ran in my mind when I was at the dining table.
Yes, as you can see as the post title: Move on.
I got some friends who have problem to move on. In fact, I faced this problem too before. Whether you like it or not, you must do it when the time comes.
What I'm talking about is of course about relationship.
Most people keep grudge against the one they used to love or maybe still loving. That is the root of problem.
When they have grudge, they are tend to take revenge against the one they love or worse to the new lover too.
Why?
If you love someone, you should not have grudge against him/her. You should feel happy for him/her as he/she found the happiness.
You should believe in fate that it's written that way and there must be a reason why God has decided that way. Think positive.
Move on.
Yes, that's the key word.
Open your heart to accept someone new and for sure you will find some who truly love you.
Be friend if it gives no harm and don't be his/her enemy if friendship is not a good idea.
Love is in the air. So, be a good human being and have some faith. Do remember: What you do, you will get it back in return.
Peace!
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Sunday, May 01, 2011
Happy Labour Day
Happy Labour Day to all of you workers! :-)
It’s cool to know that we are appreciated by our country even though some of us are unlucky enough to be appreciated by our own boss.
So, rest as much as you want today (oh yeah, tomorrow too…) and do not think about your problem at work.
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