Singh.

> > > One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came > > > and asked him, " Are you relax-ing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta > > > Singh". Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh > > > answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the > > > same question again. > > > Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While > > > walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him > > > and asked, "Are you Relaxing? The other Singh was a lot more educated > > > and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." > > > The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot-fool. Everyone > > > is looking for you and your are sitting over  absolutely doing nothing!" > > > > > > **************************** > > > > > > A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint > > > Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in > > > education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective > > > heavenly soul, he must answer two questions: > > > > > > 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". > > > 2. How many seconds are in a year? > > > > > > The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days > > > of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are > > > 12 seconds in a year. > > > > > > Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even > > > though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds > > > in a year?" > > > > > > The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March > > > 2nd,etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another question or word. > > > > > > ********************************* > > > > > > Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low > > > all around his living room. Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?" > > > Santa : "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that > > > there are hidden cameras here?" Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly > > > what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are > > > watching CNN'. How does he know that?" > > > > > > ********************************** > > > > > > Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started > > > thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; > > > what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him > > > for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, > > > otherwise I would have been missing too." > > > > > > ********************************** > > > > > > Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final > > > examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the > > > question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration > > > takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then > > > removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks > > > and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and > > > asks what is going on. Sir, I am only following the instructions in d papers"! > > > It says here "Answer the following questions in brief". > > > > > > ************************************* > > > > > > Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like > > > hell. > > > So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" > > > The first one said, "I came here for blood test" > > > Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid " > > > First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my > > > finger" > > > Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was > > > astonished and asked the other, Why are you crying?" > > > The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." > > > > > > ************************************** > > > > > > A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to > > > wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. > > > The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you > > > doing?" > > > To this the man replies," Manager, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ". > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Sent from iPhone.

Segantang Garam, Sungai Petani

It has been a while since I fish on a chalet. If you read on my previous post here, I wrote about another chalet before that I went for many times either with my friends or family.

So, this one is new. The one that my colleagues found in the internet and also through friends.

I went there with my colleagues and altogether were 17 peoples (14th and 15th May 2011).

So here are the pictures:

Ok, now… here are the comments.

1. The surau was in our chalet which means any chalet nearby owned by the same owner could come to our chalet for praying. This is not good because we need privacy. We paid for the big chalet and people came in? Instead of privacy, it makes the chalet insecure as we brought many things including some valuable items.

2. People from outside who did not rent the chalet there could come in and without feeling guilty could fish at our chalet. We did not feel secure at all.

3. We didn’t get any fish. The owner kept telling me you could get so many type of fish here and there but we couldn’t even get any small one either! We kept getting starfish, instead.

4. Other people who rent at the smaller chalet nearby could come into our kitchen and cook their catch. This is ridiculous even more.

As conclusion, I won’t go to this chalet anymore and I guess I will stick to the previous one.

Human being is like a car.

My thigh is in pain. Muscle ache. 

I went to Poliklinik Penawar and explained to the doctor (a replacement doctor) about the pain which has caused me hard to walk. Very painful. She didn't give much advise and surprisingly I didn't get medical certificate which will allow me to rest at home. 

Very weird. 

Then, I went to other clinic for checking and advise. Yes, of course for the medical certificate too. 

He examined my thigh and knowing that it's really painful. Oh yea, the previous one didn't even touch my leg!

I asked him "Doc, I have to play badminton next week (selection for a tournament) and actually I have training today. Is there any way to recover fast from this pain?"

He replied with a smile "Human being is like a car. If you drive a bad condition car, you can't drive as fast 200km/h or else you might get involve in accident". 

He continued "You can choose either your leg or badminton". 

I got Pontalon and Allumag from earlier one. I got Paracil, Beafemic and yellow pills for the muscle from the latter one. 

I will write a complaint letter anyway to the earlier clinic so the main doctor can understand and also I will a letter to my company headquater. 

:-)

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A Hooker's Tax Return

Got this via email ;-)

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.    The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a whore. 'The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.''No, that is still too crude. Try again.' They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'   'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.' . __,_._,___

Story of an Eraser and Pencil

Pencil: I'm sorry.... Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser:  That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad. This is for all parents out there..... Always love your parents like there's no tomorrow because they can't be with us forever...

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Obama doesn’t want it

 

Haha. Read this in Men From The Boys by Tony Parsons.

How true?

How true is the death when you do not know the existence is true?

But, I’m glad that they have retreated. Less innocent people will be sacrificed.

What we can do now is to pray that there is no WAR in the future.

No C4 will be used in the future.

No greed for OIL.

GOD BLESS!

Move on.

3.26am.

After talking at dining table eating bihun sup with family, I kept thinking about something related to the conversation.

Now, in my bed holding my iPhone; I want to write something that ran in my mind when I was at the dining table.

Yes, as you can see as the post title: Move on.

I got some friends who have problem to move on. In fact, I faced this problem too before. Whether you like it or not, you must do it when the time comes.

What I'm talking about is of course about relationship.

Most people keep grudge against the one they used to love or maybe still loving. That is the root of problem.

When they have grudge, they are tend to take revenge against the one they love or worse to the new lover too.

Why?

If you love someone, you should not have grudge against him/her. You should feel happy for him/her as he/she found the happiness.

You should believe in fate that it's written that way and there must be a reason why God has decided that way. Think positive.

Move on.

Yes, that's the key word.

Open your heart to accept someone new and for sure you will find some who truly love you.

Be friend if it gives no harm and don't be his/her enemy if friendship is not a good idea.

Love is in the air. So, be a good human being and have some faith. Do remember: What you do, you will get it back in return.

Peace!

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Happy Labour Day

Happy Labour Day to all of you workers! :-)

It’s cool to know that we are appreciated by our country even though some of us are unlucky enough to be appreciated by our own boss.

So, rest as much as you want today (oh yeah, tomorrow too…) and do not think about your problem at work.

Sambal tumis udang petai

I have been craving this for so long! Thanks mum :-)

On The Floor

Let’s dance!

Friendship.

I have learned many things regarding friendship. I’d like to share some scenarios with you and yes, it is still about friendship.

 

Scenario A

The person who I think my best friend but then always busy with work and lover. Call me when needed and meet me when the lover is not around. I mean, most of the time. It was not like this before. Time can change everything. Now, I believe.

 

Scenario B

The person who I knew since I was in college and always feel insecure. Insecure about someday I will be kidnapped by other friends and abandon him/her. Took wrong option by badmouthing about what I’m doing and my relationship with another friend which force me to make a decision –- stay away.

 

Scenario C

The person who I knew pretty long time but he/she is emotional imbalance. Used to be worse but getting better. Feels insecure about friends around will get new friend and he/she will lose them. Make small problems bigger and explode (throw tantrum) to everybody.

 

Scenario D

The person who looks strict and serious which make me think he/she is firm. But I am wrong. He/she is emotional imbalance and could react without rational. Too bad friendship for him/her is like an airport you just come and go with emotion.

 

Scenario E

The person who is lack of confidence. Always create stories about relationship. Dream about things that hardly can be achieved. I know, if you want to dream, dream big. But please do not be too impossible.

 

Scenario F

The person always take advantage on me. Gives me empty promises and selfish. You got me once but not twice.

 

Scenario G

The person is very understanding and easy going. Always happy and do tolerate most of the time. Not selfish and very helpful. I guess this is the one everyone is seeking?  All the best.

 

… and the list goes on.

 

What do you think about friendship? Share with me your opinion.

Dot Red card

Red Box card. You should have one. RM50 for whole life. You get 3 free entrance. You get these vouchers. So worth it :) oh yea. This dot red can earn points and can redeem with wonderful items.

Don’t cry Joni

Di sebalik kematian Saiful Syazani

Kematian adik Saiful Syazani Saiful Sopfidee telah menggemparkan Negara. Pembawaan carita oleh media telah mengejutkan semua pihak termasuk saya yang menjadi mangsa kepada penceritaan media berkenaan isu tersebut. Peristiwa berlaku apabila seorang guru agama sebuah sekolah dikatakan telah mendera seorang pelajar berusia 7 tahun hingga menyebabkan kematian pelajar tersebut.(gambar sekolah Al-furqan, tempat kejadian )

Boleh kita baca bagaimana 'jahat'nya guru tersebut dengan pendedahan media seperti,

"Selepas memukul kepala, suspek dikatakan `naik hantu' dan menggoncang badan mangsa serta menolaknya dengan kuat ke dinding yang dipercayai punca utama murid itu mengalami pendarahan dalam kepala dan komplikasi jantung" – harian metro- (boleh baca lanjut dengan tajuk, cikgu ambil nyawa )

"Saiful Syazani meninggal dunia selepas tiga hari dilaporkan koma, akibat dibelasah guru yang juga seorang warden di sekolah agama persendirian selepas disyaki mencuri RM7 di asrama sekolah. Dalam kejadian Khamis lalu itu, mangsa diikat kedua-dua tangan pada tingkap dan dibelasah bertalu-talu sebelum dihempas ke dinding hingga menyebabkannya mengalami pendarahan organ dalaman" – JPM Malaysia -

Setelah kita mengikuti kes tersebut melalui media yagn membuat liputan, maka kita telah menghukum dengan rasminya bahawa sungguh jijik dan jahat perbuatan guru tersebut.

Namun disana, saya masih curiga akan kisah yang berlaku. Dengan izin dan kesempatan yang diberikan Allah, telah menggerakkan hati saya dan pimpinan GAMIS ( Akram dan Nazry ) melawat tempat kejadian dan rumah arwah di Jejawi, Perlis. Kami kesana atas kerja rasmi GAMIS dan berkesempatan menziarahi rumah arwah.

CERITA SEBENAR

Setibanya kami di sekolah berkenaan, ustaz waqar ( sahabat baik kepada guru agama yang dituduh 'membunuh')menyambut kami dengan mesra dan penuh ukhwah. Kami terus dibawa kerumah ayah angkat arwah terletak lebih kurang 6km dari sekolah berkenaan. Sepanjang perjalanan, ustaz waqar telah mencerikan kisah sebanar kejadian.

" adik saiful(arwah) merupakan seorang yang mesra dengan orang. Dia agak aktif disekolah dan pernah menjadi Johan pertandingan azan PASTI peringkat negeri Perlis(gambar hadiah yang dimenangi). Setelah masuk ke darjah 1, dia tinggal diasrama. Namun timbul beberapa kes disiplin sepanjang adik ni tinggal diasrama hinggalah pada kemuncaknya dia didapati mencuri wang rakannya berjumlah RM7. Maka dia telah dipanggil oleh ustaz (yang dituduh) yang merupakan warden asrama ke bilik warden. Ustaz telah bertanya kepada adik saiful tentang kecurian wang rakannya, dan dia mengaku berbuat demikian. Semasa pertanyaan diajukan, ustaz berkenaan telah mengikat kedua-dua tangan adik saiful dibahagian hadapan, bukan belakang. Namun sepanjang berada dibilik warden tersebut, TIDAK ADA penderaan fizikal yang berlaku sebagimana yang dilaporkan.

Sebaliknya ikatan tangan tersebut dibuka setelah ustaz berkenaan ingin keluar dan mengurung adik saiful dalam bilik berkenaan. Setelah 2 jam ditinggalkan, seorang lagi warden, ustaz y telah membuka bilik berkenaan dan mendapati adik saiful terbaring diatas toto sambil menggigil. Mulanya ustaz y mengesyaki adik saiful terkena sawan dan kacing gigi, namun beliau sendiri tidak pasti akan penyakit yang menyerang. Lantas ustaz Y terus membawa adik saiful ke hospital Kangar, namun pihak hospital tidak dapat menerima pesakit kerana banjir melanda Bandar Kangarpada masa itu. Seterusnya adik saiful dibawa ke Hospital Sultanah Bahiyah Alor Star dan terus dimasukkan ke wad ICU.

Pada malam kejadian itu juga ustaz h telah menemui ayah angkat adik saiful dan memohon maaf atas kesilapan dia mengurung arwah selama 2 jam. Sebelum ustaz h pergi kehospotal, dia terkejut dengan berita bahawa adik saiful dimasukkan ke icu, lantas dia terus menunaikan solat hajat".

Selang 3 hari dari hari kejadiaan, adik Saiful dipanggil oleh Allah untuk mengadapnya pada jam 8pagi hari ahad."

Begitulah cerita sebenar kejadian kematian adik saiful yang telah diceritakan oleh rakan baik ustaz h. Kami terus pening kerana banyak percanggahan maklumat yang dibaca melalui media sebelum daripada itu. Kami terus sampai kerumah Abang Zamri(ayah angkat adik saiful). Ketibaan kami disambut mesra oleh abang zamri yang kelihatan pasrah dan redha akan ketentuanNya. Adik saiful tinggal bersama keluarga Abang Zamri sejak umur 2 tahun setengah, setelah bapa adik saiful tidak mahu membelanya setelah kematian ibu adik saiful. " dia seorang yang berani dan tak takut apa yang orang kata. Dia memang keras dan keberanian dia tak padan dengan umur dia" cerita abang zamri.

Setelah setengah jam berbual dengan abang zamri, kami pun memohon izin untuk pulang. GAMIS sempat menyampaikan sedikit bantuan kepada abang zamri atas musibah yang menimpa. Kami doakan agar abang zamri dan keluarga tabah dan sabar menempuh ujian yang mendatang. ( gambar Abang Zamri, senyum tanda terima kasih )

Semasa perjalan pulang, ustaz waqar sempat menyambung ceritanya tadi. Beliau turut mengaitkan kes ini telah menjadi suatu isu politik kepartian kerana sekolah berkenaan adalah dibawah parti PAS. Maka sebab itu, pelbagai cerita pelik yang timbul. Saya rasakan apa yang diceritakan oleh ustaz w adalah benar setelah melihat laporanforensik yang diberitakan bahawa punca kematian adik saiful adalah kerana kekurangan oksigen dan pendarahan dalam otak. Maka pelbagai kemungkinan boleh berlaku, namun nyata sekali tidak ada kesan LEBAM akibat pukulan yang berlaku sebagimana yang dilaporkan oleh media. Lihat laporan ini, meniggal akibat kekurangan oksigen.

Kami juga dibawa melihat bilik warden yang dikatakan tempat adik saiful dikurung oleh warden berkenaan. Bilik tersebut bukan hanya pejabat, bahkan tempat tidur ustaz berkenaan. Banyak lagi persoalan yang timbul disebalik kejadian berkenaan, namun Allah sahaja yang mengetahui kebenarannya.

Apa yang sangat menyedihkan ialah apabila masyarakat telah 'menghukum mati' peribadi ustaz berkenaan yang hanya dituduh dan ditohmah oleh media yang sanga berat sebelah. Yang lebih teruk lagi bila politikus menjadikan isu ini sebagai senjata politik hingga mendesak sekolah agama berkenaan ditutup.

GAMIS bukan membela tindakan ustaz bekenaan, namun apa yang kami harapkan ialah keadilan mesti diberikan kepada mereka yang terlibat. Media jangan cepat mnghukum hingga masyarakat pada hari ini memberi tanggapan yang sangat negatif kepada sekolah agama rakyat. GAMIS juga mendesak agar jangan libatkan politik yang melampau dalam kes ini hinggalah mahkamah yang menentukan siapa yang bersalah dalam kes berkenaan. Kita doakan agar keadialan diberikan kepada mereka yang berhak, dan pembalasan yang sepatutunya kepada yang zalim.

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Restoran Sri Idaman

I ate at Restoran Sri Idaman for dinner just now :)

As usual, we seek for lala (clamp) for our favourite dish – black pepper. Too bad (since last week), they had no lala tonight :( I think they have the best lala in Penang!

How I miss this :(

So, we still order the dish that we usually eat:

It’s Belitung or some people call it Siput Sedut. Here, we never try other style of cooking instead of masak lemak cili api. You should try this!

The Pari Asam Pedas was good. I thought they cook it in Malacca style but I was wrong. It was Penang style but delicious of course :) My first try.

Here is the map if anyone interested to try.

Maybe I will be a flogger again this year :)

I will see the response. If it’s good. Then I will keep writing about food.

International Business

Today is my first paper for final exam -- International Business. It was hard. To be honest, I didn't do enough preparation :(

Hope I can pass :(

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Update Twitter via Facebook Status?

Oh I’m so happy right now after trying so hard to solve this problem visiting so many website today and I solved it at last :)

I bet many of you know how to update your Facebook status via Twitter but it’s hard to make it works otherwise.

I found this useful a useful website from a forum. (Click here)

Then, I gave myself a try at the website given. (Click here)

In the website, what you need to do is paste the Profile link (login into your Facebook account and click Profile – then copy the link in the address box and paste in the website given where there is a box).

Click at the small box to tick for “This is my Facebook account”.

Click submit.

Copy the link given.

Go to Twitterfeed website. (Click here)

Paste the link that you copied from the website before into the box for RSS.

Follow the simple instructions.

Oh yea, do not forget to link with your Twitter account :)

Good luck!

I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly.

Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I didn’t love her anymore.I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly.

Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release.

The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now. The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's
notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a months time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door every morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully. My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of
her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realised she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was greying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily. Suddenly it hit me. She had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart.

Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head. Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time
to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore. She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I wouldn't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realise that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote; I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage! If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you, but if you do, you just might save a marriage.

(Source: email)

Pas apologises for religious pupil's death

KANGAR: Perlis PAS today apologised to all Malaysians over a seven-year-old pupil's death two days after he was allegedly severely punished by an ustaz (religious teacher) at the party-run Sekolah Rendah Islam Al Furqanm in Jejawi, near here.

State PAS commissioner Hashim Jasin said the party also wished to apologise to all teachers over the tragic incident which had tarnished the image and public perception of teachers.

Saiful Syazani Saiful Sopfidee died at Sultanah Bahiyah Hospital in Alor Setar last Sunday after he was believed to have been assaulted by the ustaz, who was also the school hostel's warden, on Thursday during an investigation into a theft case.

"The incident is shocking to us after having been running the school for 25 years now," said Hashim after attending the state assembly sitting, here, today.

Hashim, who is also Sanglang assemblyman, said Perlis PAS hoped for a thorough investigation into the case in seeking justice for all concerned.

The chairman of the school's Board of Governors, Rus'sele Eizan, said they had taken appropriate measures to ensure that all the learning institutions owned by the party (PAS) were smoothly run and safe for everyone.

Meanwhile, Arau Umno division chief and former Perlis menteri besar Datuk Seri Shahidan Kassim hoped that all religious schools appoint only eligible teachers to ensure that such an incident would not recur.

"All the teachers hired must go through proper teacher training even though they are academically highly qualified," he said.

(Source: TheMalayMail)

 

What say you?

Just like this.

Yes, I want my body to be built just like this.

I have high metabolism. I play badminton 3-4 times a week. I do push up and sit up.

Soon… I hope :)

Counting days…

My USM gang is counting days for the final exam. I’m counting days for something else. LOL.

What eh?

Daughter

If you have in mind that by having a daughter she might help you in the kitchen when you grow older and she grows bigger, please stop.

You might get frustrated.

Life rambling

It was 1.25pm in the office.

I felt my head was heavy.

My head was full of what-to-do next with my work and what-to-read for exam.

*it was dark*

Now, it’s 2pm.

Oh, I fell asleep. Maybe I was too full. Fried rice with egg and fried chicken by Thaya for his marriage and Nasi Minyak Merican by Azali. Burp!

I’m still struggling with this new job description. Everything seems vague. I’m not ready for my final exam which is just around the corner. I wish I could see it.

Faisal Admar

29/3/2011

MAKSAK 2011

I had registered last week to join this competition.

Reason: To gain experience.

Some people might say, “Ah, there is no improvement, better not joining!”

But for me, who cares?

… It is better than keep defeating the same opponent which are your colleagues.

Ok, that’s worse.

Back to the topic.

It was my second time joining MAKSAK. The joined for the first time in 2004. LOL. So long time ago when I was very young.

I gave myself a try this year.

Again, we are lack of preparation and we lose again :(

It was sad but I have to accept it as part of the experience.

The boring part is, why in all competitions in Penang I see the same face? Grr!

Full with state player crap. LOL. Who cares?

I will ignore badminton until end of April to focus on my final exam :)

Good bye badminton for the time being.

Anda gila Foursquare?

 

Saya sekarang sangat GILA main Foursquare.

Tambahan lagi bila saya dapat tahu cara terbaik untuk main aplikasi ni.

Bagi yang aktif main Foursquare ni, anda adalah diingatkan bahawa jika anda ingin DELETE history, sila pastikan ianya tiada kaitan dengan Badge yang anda dapat. Jika anda delete, badge yang anda dapat ketika check-in akan hilang.

Jadi, hati-hati ye :)

 

Nota kaki: Saya memberi peringatan kerana saya sendiri dah kena tadi. Habis hilang beberapa badge saya. Bukan senang nak kumpul :(

Earthquake & Tsunami hit Japan in 2011.

It happened again.

Earthquake and tsunami hit Japan again this year in 2011.

I’ve subscribed CNN on my iPhone and it’s very sad to get the latest news on how many people have died in this tragedy.

I hope Japan will be strong to handle this and my condolence to the victim’s families.

 

… and this is VERY STUPID.

It’s not funny at all and I’m speechless with those heartless and stupid peoples who think a tragedy that had killed so many peoples is a JOKE.

Shame on you!

Beanieplex

MOVIEGOERS in Penang can consider themselves the envy of the rest of the nation as the country’s first Beanieplex has opened in the state.

The Beanieplex, situated in TGV Cinemas’ new multiplex at 1st Avenue Mall in George Town, features funky beanbag seats. It can accommodate 40 patrons.

“Space is a premium, with legroom of 2m, allowing customers to be at full recline,” said TGV Cinemas Sdn Bhd chief operating officer Kenny Wong.

Wong said tickets for the Beanieplex seats were currently sold at an introductory price of RM26 per pair.

He had earlier, together with 1st Avenue Mall Sdn Bhd director Datuk Sonny Ho, opened the TGV multiplex in the mall which is the company’s 16th outlet in the country.

Nice and cosy: Members of the media and guests watching a movie while relaxing on the beanbags.

 

The multiplex has eight movie halls, including the Beanieplex, with a total seating capa-city of 1,310.

“The TGV 1st Avenue is our first outlet on Penang island and we are delighted to bring the moviegoing experience in the island to greater heights with the Beanieplex concept,” he said.

“Beanieplex patrons can snuggle comfortably into the soft, cushy beanbag seats that come in pairs, for a cosy and relaxed viewing experience,” Wong said.

On why Penang was chosen to be the first to feature the Beanieplex concept, he said Penangites were known to be prudent and wise consumers.

“If the concept works here, chances are it will work anywhere,” said Wong who is also a Penangite.

He said that response had been phenomenal since the soft launch of the Beaniplex two weeks ago.

“This is very encouraging and more Beanieplex halls will now be considered for other locations as well,” he said.

“From the extensive research we con- ducted, comfort is a big priority for our patrons and we strive to meet their needs at TGV Cinemas,” he added.

Wong said TGV planned to open another outlet on Penang island next year.

(Source: TheStar)

 

Note: I’ve tried it and it was so comfy! My first try was Burlesque. Awesome movie, great beanseat. Next? Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa!