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Friday, August 21, 2009

giving up wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

29 comments:

  1. Faisal Admar,
    What is the motive that the wife want to show the dirty woman to the hushand.
    That means she want to tell the hushand that shopping, hair appointments could become beautiful looking lady.
    Thanks for sharing this interestimg story, have the great day.

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  2. Hmm...this is one rather funny post. Ha :D Because the lady wanted to show to the husband that if she stops shopping etc she'll be like that. LOL :D

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  3. Good one. So it is like telling all the guys out there "if you disapprove of your wife to beautify herself, she would end up like that"

    Well, then again, it is true huh? :P

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  4. Of course except homeless :).

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  5. huhuhu..... funny man.... but in the real world here, i dont think so...

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  6. coolingstar - haha yes cooling. so, man out there, please get your pocket thick!

    tekkaus - show this to your wife LOL.

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  7. cik ijau - daa? tanda setuju ke?

    ladyviral - haha. it's hard to live with a high maintenance woman you know :P

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  8. adlie - LOL. this is what happening in this new world :)

    its what we called materialistic world :P

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  9. haaha..kelako gila...

    ado gak jenis cenggitu eh hik3...

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  10. I don't see many woman in Malaysia as you described in the post. so I can easily assume Women in Malaysia are either big spender, the one who made the local hairstylist very rich or drink a lot (grape juice)...

    Salam Ramadhan almubarak.

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  11. imheppie - haha! yep.

    drsam - i saw a lot doc :) materialistic. that's it.

    selamat berpuasa doc! :)

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  12. salam ramadhan faisal!!

    pembikinan filem terpaksa di hentikan atas sebab menghormati RAMADHAN..hehe..

    opss sorry terlari topik pulak..ok sambung

    all i can conclude-WOMAN = MATERIALISTIC

    ok thanks..:)

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  13. salam ramadhan faisal!!

    pembikinan filem terpaksa di hentikan atas sebab menghormati RAMADHAN..hehe..

    opss sorry terlari topik pulak..ok sambung

    all i can conclude-WOMAN = MATERIALISTIC

    ok thanks..:)

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  14. If my wife brings this dirty woman to show me, then I'll say, If you end up like her, I'll get a second wife." Hahaha!

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  15. Haha. ;) Thats a good one. I'm counting days for shopping. It has been a while now.

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  16. axim - haha. berlakon lepas raya lah ye :P *tersenyum sipu*

    haha persamaan serentak ke tu?

    foong - haha! you are cruel :P

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  17. cahaya - read what foong said :P

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  18. salam ramadhan Faisal.

    adeh2. mcm2..you?! ;p
    ehehe

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  19. Good one!!!
    I loves this post *hik hik*

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  20. salam ramadhan admar... guild RO x da buat reunion?

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  21. arnamee - salam ramadhan! :)
    yep.
    menarik tak? :D

    doll - haha.
    i guess you use the same method if you could, won't you? :P

    adlie - salam ramadhan.
    maybe dorang nak buat come back dalam bulan puasa ni.
    nak join tak? :D

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  22. adlie7:19 PM

    huhuhu.... nak3 nanti aku inform xenden n stryder

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  23. hrmmm.. materialistic i suppose? xD

    no shopping? sure as long as takde la sampai xde baju nak pakai

    no hair appointment? i wonder how much money do women spend on that.. i only had my hair cut this yr after not having one for 2 yrs! lol and that's all about hair that i care about

    wine? what does wine got to do with it? xD

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  24. hrmmm.. materialistic i suppose? xD

    no shopping? sure as long as takde la sampai xde baju nak pakai

    no hair appointment? i wonder how much money do women spend on that.. i only had my hair cut this yr after not having one for 2 yrs! lol and that's all about hair that i care about

    wine? what does wine got to do with it? xD

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  25. adlie - haha.
    ok.
    apa2 ym aku.

    adila - lol.
    woman tends to struggle with good stuff including alcohol :P

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  26. hahha I know but high maintenance is one.. husband looking for another wife and supporting two woman also expensive mar! hahaha :P

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  27. lady - alamak.
    agree also.
    haha.

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