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Sunday, April 26, 2009

dear rozella

Dear Rozella,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we’re related. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Love always,
Faisal


Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr�tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

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I'm tagging JL, Foongpc, Dayah, Penguin and Axim.



First Commenter: Shemah

37 comments:

  1. OMG! hahahaha.. in love with rozie's cat?? hahaha i didn't know rozie had a cat.. but then again, i didn't know she loves hannah montana underwear!! LOL!

    That's tooo funny lah faisal!! LOL!

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  2. shemah - haha. now i sound so gay :)

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  3. loh.. tak senonoh jadinya.. hihi

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  4. suituapui7:01 PM

    Hehehehehehe...I'm not tagged!!! So nice lah u!!!

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  5. lolz thats a great one

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  6. tupai - haha tu la pasal!

    stp - hehe i know you only into awards :P

    blue - haha! yeps

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  7. Hahahaha I am so glad you are giving me back my Hannah Montana undies! I have been searching for it everywhere! Rupa-rupa you yang stole it huh! Hahahahaha

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  8. Thanks for getting the tag done so quickly! :)

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  9. rosie - omg. now you really make me sound gay! haha.

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  10. Hahahaha Btw, am just curious. What color are your bedroom walls??

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  11. haha.. klu dpt kt aku, jenuh nk jawab..

    GAY???

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  12. rosie - accidentally blue and yellow. hard to explain. i want to paint it with other color as soon as i've done with the old cupboard and put aircond in my room :)

    tss - yes i'm gay! hahaha

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  13. pjgnyaa tag..jenuh nak menghabiskan nee

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  14. wahidah - copy paste je :)

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  15. yay I've done this b4 ^^

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  16. penguin - oh... hehe so this tag is old eh?

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  17. yeah. maybe. kinda. lol.

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  18. nice tag.
    whee, thanks for tagging me (=
    will do ASAP. !

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  19. Wat the? Haha :D nice one!

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  20. penguin - kinda? haha. yes or no?

    dayah - please do it asap :P

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  21. ad - hehe yeps.

    tekkaus - haha... what d'you think?

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  22. wohoho..u tagged me..

    ok,will try to do it later,but surely i will combined it wif my another entry yaa..

    happy monday to you Faisal!!

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  23. axim - ah now you remind me about MM. going to find a song to post now...

    i can't wait to see your letter :P

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  24. wahhh...kelakar nya tagg ni

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  25. LOL, this is such a funny tag! Have a great week, Faisal :)

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  26. rosidah - hehe next time i will tag you :)

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  27. Alamak! You tagged me with this one? I have been tagged by 2 other people too last year and have yet to do those tags! : )

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  28. i was born in november. thank goodness i won't have to do this. hilarious. LOL.

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  29. tss - yes i'm gay! hahaha

    You said it ok? Not me! Hehehe :P

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  30. Blue and yellow? Sounds like a bright sunny day! :)

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  31. foong - haha last year? damn i didn't know that i'm so yesterday! lol. blame rosie for this...

    max - haha you're next!

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  32. rosie - haha! am i?

    rosie - too "bright" LOL.

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