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Monday, June 06, 2011

Why???

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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


 





Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.





Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

 


 

 


EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?





Why can't
women   put on mascara with their mouth closed?





Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?





Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?





Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?





Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?





Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?





Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?





Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?





Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?





Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?





You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!





Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?






Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?






Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
 

 


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32 comments:

  1. LOL a nice one to start the week with :D

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  2. Hehe. Nais one. But life is easy when we use less 'why' and 'if' in our sentences. :)

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  3. why
    why
    why
    why the fonts are very big. tak larat scroll. kih3. but i did read and scroll sampai abeh. :)

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  4. hihihi...tapi part mascara tu tak perasan plak. mulut tutup or bukak erkk..nanti try

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  5. why u asking so much???? ahaha

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  6. why why why,
    semuanya why
    :)

    yg tang mascara kat mulut tue yg x tahan tue:)

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  7. ...w.h.y....kenapa...li'maza?,,,

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  8. salam bro.. lama tak singgah sini.. sihat???

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  9. Why are there so many whys? : D

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  10. ,=====,o00o Ponn..Ponn.Ponn..
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    Jom Terjah entry terbaru ??
    sejarah honda civic ej @ ek

    why.... eeemmm banyaknya persoalan yang timbul.... jawapannya tepuk dada tanya selera masing-masing

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  11. ,=====,o00o Ponn..Ponn.Ponn..
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    Jom Terjah entry terbaru ??
    Sejarah mitsubishi lancer dan enjin mivec

    uihhhhh kadang selalu soala diri sendiri yang pastinya tiada jawapan dalam hati... kenapa jadi bergini....

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  12. hahaha..interesting stuff...keep it up bro

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  13. The irony of life on us kan :~)

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  14. cahaya,

    haha couldn't agree more.

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  15. tupai,

    main forward je dari email haha.

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  16. mummy,

    macam mana keputusan? haha.

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  17. jhaz,

    sihat. you bro? :)

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  18. foong,

    i don't know why! LOL

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  19. afzainizam,

    tepuk dada sakit! haha

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  20. afzainizam,

    uik layan blues ke bro?

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  21. darul,

    banyak cara lain lagi bro.

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  22. ilyana,

    haha very true :)

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  23. ,=====,o00o Ponn..Ponn.Ponn..
    //__l_l_,\____\,__
    l_---\_l__l---[]lllllll[]
    _(o)_)__(o)_)--o-)_)___
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    اسلام عليكم

    http://firestartingautomobil.blogspot.com/
    http://bukandoktorveterinar.blogspot.com/
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    Jom Terjah entry terbaru ??
    kembara mahkota johor 2011 daulat tuanku

    pertanyaan tu buat kita sama terfikir sejenakkk ada kebenarannya soalan tu timbul

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  24. Cute stuff... I'm curious about the mascara and women's open mouth too...

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  25. afzainizam - betul bro :)

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  26. terra - haha any result?

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